World’s smallest violin joke gift with bow and sympathy certificate

About this product

The World’s Smallest Violin is a brown plastic miniature violin, about 8.5 cm in size, with a polished finish. The set includes a bow and a joke Certificate of Sympathy that measures 21 x 15 cm and is signed J.O. King, a pun on joking. The box is designed to look like an emergency alarm.

The item dimensions are 3.5 x 8.5 x 8.5 cm and the weight is 30 g. The listing sells it as a joke gift for him, for dad and for birthdays, Christmas and Secret Santa, and gives a 1 year warranty. The care note says to dust it regularly with a soft cloth and to avoid excess moisture or heat.

What to use it for

Hand it over as a gag for someone with a minor grievance, as the listing suggests. At 8.5 cm it fits a stocking or a desk tray.

Care and safety

Dust it with a soft cloth and keep it away from moisture and heat, as the care note says. Store it in its alarm-style box.