Kruzroyal
Rude Secret Santa joke coaster in glossy MDF, 9 x 9 cm
£4.99 price checked on Amazon UK on 3 October 2026
- Dimensions9 x 9 cm
- MaterialMDF (engineered wood)
- Pack size1 coaster
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Found in: Secret Santa Gifts
About this product
Rigid MDF with a glossy finish makes up this square coaster, 9 x 9 cm. The printed slogan is a rude joke about receiving a poor Secret Santa present, and the listing says it was designed in the UK. It is sold as one coaster.
The listing says the glossy surface wipes clean and that the coaster is heat resistant, so it can sit under a hot drink. It is not dishwasher safe. The seller sells it for an office Secret Santa swap, a cracker prize or a birthday gag gift.
What to use it for
Use it under a mug on a desk or a side table. The listing pitches it at colleagues, as a gag in a Secret Santa swap.
Care and safety
Wipe it clean with a cloth after use; the listing says it is not dishwasher safe. Store it flat to keep the glossy face free of scratches.
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