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Kruzroyal

Rude Secret Santa joke coaster in glossy MDF, 9 x 9 cm

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£4.99 price checked on Amazon UK on 3 October 2026

A single square MDF coaster, 9 x 9 cm, with a glossy wipe-clean finish and a rude joke about Secret Santa gifts printed on it. The listing calls it heat resistant.
  • Dimensions9 x 9 cm
  • MaterialMDF (engineered wood)
  • Pack size1 coaster
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Found in: Secret Santa Gifts

About this product

Rigid MDF with a glossy finish makes up this square coaster, 9 x 9 cm. The printed slogan is a rude joke about receiving a poor Secret Santa present, and the listing says it was designed in the UK. It is sold as one coaster.

The listing says the glossy surface wipes clean and that the coaster is heat resistant, so it can sit under a hot drink. It is not dishwasher safe. The seller sells it for an office Secret Santa swap, a cracker prize or a birthday gag gift.

What to use it for

Use it under a mug on a desk or a side table. The listing pitches it at colleagues, as a gag in a Secret Santa swap.

Care and safety

Wipe it clean with a cloth after use; the listing says it is not dishwasher safe. Store it flat to keep the glossy face free of scratches.

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Secret Santa Gifts

Further reading

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