A3 2027 wall calendar of rude-looking rock formations, joke gift

About this product

The 2027 wall calendar is A3 size at 30 x 42 cm and is sold as an adult joke. Each of the 12 months shows a photograph of a rock formation from around the world that looks rude.

The calendar lists the main 2027 UK bank holidays and world holidays and has large grids for writing in plans. It also includes a preview of 2028. It hangs on the wall, and the listing suggests the kitchen, bedroom, study or office. The listing calls it a Christmas joke gift, a stocking filler and a Secret Santa present, and the brand is Hague.

What to use it for

Hang it in a kitchen, study or office from January 2027. The humour is aimed at adults, so choose the recipient with that in mind.

Care and safety

Store it flat and dry until it goes up, and hang it away from a hob or kettle where steam can curl the paper.